Archive for December, 2006

Warm Regards for a Happy (?) New Year

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

By David L. Brown

Happy New Year everyone! Where I live in New Mexico, it is now 8:32 p.m. M.S.T., with only three hours and 28 minutes left of 2006. And, as I check the news for hints of things to come, I find this on the website of the British newspaper The Independent, posted from London where it is already 2007:

WORLD FACES HOTTEST YEAR EVER, AS EL NIÑO COMBINES WITH GLOBAL WARMING
A combination of global warming and the El Niño weather system is set to make 2007 the warmest year on record with far-reaching consequences for the planet, one of Britain’s leading climate experts has warned.

As the new year was ushered in with stormy conditions across the UK, the forecast for the next 12 months is of extreme global weather patterns which could bring drought to Indonesia and leave California under a deluge.

The warning, from Professor Phil Jones, director of the Climatic Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, was one of four sobering predictions from senior scientists and forecasters that 2007 will be a crucial year for determining the response to global warming and its effect on humanity.

Professor Jones said the long-term trend of global warming – already blamed for bringing drought to the Horn of Africa and melting the Arctic ice shelf – is set to be exacerbated by the arrival of El Niño, the phenomenon caused by above-average sea temperatures in the Pacific.

Professor Jones said the long-term trend of global warming – already blamed for bringing drought to the Horn of Africa and melting the Arctic ice shelf – is set to be exacerbated by the arrival of El Niño, the phenomenon caused by above-average sea temperatures in the Pacific.

Combined, they are set to bring extreme conditions across the globe and make 2007 warmer than 1998, the hottest year on record. It is likely temperatures will also exceed 2006, which was declared in December the hottest in Britain since 1659 and the sixth warmest in global records.

Professor Jones said: “El Niño makes the world warmer and we already have a warming trend that is increasing global temperatures by one to two tenths of a degrees celsius per decade. Together, they should make 2007 warmer than last year and it may even make the next 12 months the warmest year on record.”

Of course, Prof. Jones could be exaggerating the danger, right? Well, next The Independent went on to report the thoughts of well-known American climate scientist James Hansen of NASA, the first to predict the threat of global warming nearly two decades ago:

In an interview with The Independent, Dr Hansen predicted that global warming would run out of control and change the planet for ever unless rapid action is taken to reverse the rise in carbon emissions.

Dr Hansen said: “We just cannot burn all the fossil fuels in the ground. If we do, we will end up with a different planet.

“I mean a planet with no ice in the Arctic, and a planet where warming is so large that it’s going to have a large effect in terms of sea level rises and the extinction of species.”

Ooops! That sounds even worse. And as mentioned, the same issue of the paper includes an interview with Dr. Hansen, here, in which he says “that we have less than 10 years to begin to curb carbon dioxide emissions before global warming runs out of control and changes the landscape forever.” Double ooops! According to the interview, Hansen warned that feedback can push the climate to tipping points, something with which our readers are already familiar. The article continued:

Positive feedbacks in the high latitudes of the northern hemisphere are already starting. One is the loss of sea ice, which means less sunlight and heat is reflected back into space, making the Arctic even warmer. Another is the release of methane from the frozen tundra. Methane gas is 20 times more potent than carbon dioxide as a greenhouse gas, Dr Hansen said.

“The greatest concern is that positive feedbacks at high latitudes do in fact seem to be coming into play. We can’t just let those feedbacks get out of control or we will have passed a tipping point,” he said.

“If we go another 10 years, by 2015, at the current rate of growth of CO2 emissions, which is about 2 per cent per year, the emissions in 2015 will be 35 per cent larger than they were in 2000. But if we want to get on a scenario that keeps global temperature in the range that it’s been in for the last million years, we would need to decrease the emissions by something of the order of 25 per cent by the middle of the century, and by something like 75 per cent by the end of the century.”

According to the Independent report, Hansen said that the continuing rise in carbon dioxide emissions and average global temperatures is on schedule to cause the eventual collapse of the ice sheets on both Greenland and the west Antarctic, with a catastrophic rise in sea levels.

“If we follow business as usual, and we don’t get off this course where year by year we’re getting larger and larger emissions of CO2, then we’ll have large sea-level rises this century and I think that will become more apparent over the next decade or two,” Dr Hansen said.

“The last time it was 3C warmer, sea levels were 25 metres higher, plus or minus 10 metres. You’d not get that in one century, but you could get several metres in one century,” he said.

“Half the people in the world live within 15 miles of a coastline. A large fraction of the major cities are on coastlines. And the problem is that once you get the process started and well on the way, it’s impossible to prevent it. That’s why we need to address the issue before it gets out of control.”

But surely the paper will find some good news to report, right. Well, no, for the next thing we read is this:

His [Hansen's] call for action is shared by Sir David King, the Government’s chief scientific adviser, who said that 2006 had shown that the “discussion is now over” on whether climate change is happening. Writing in today’s Independent, Sir David says progress has been made in the past year but it is “essential” that a global agreement on emissions is struck quickly. He writes: “Ultimately, only heads of state, working together, can provide the new level of global leadership we need to steer the world on a path towards a sustainable and prosperous future. We need to remember: action is affordable – inaction is not.”

The El Niño weather pattern, named for “the Christ child” because it usually begins to show its effects around Christmas, occurs each four to seven years, bringing excess rainfall to some areas and severe drought in others. According to the World Meteorological Organisation (WMO), the United Nations agency that deals with climate prediction, “El Niño is already established over the tropical Pacific basin. It is set to bring extreme weather across a swath of the planet from the Americas and south-east Asia to the Horn of Africa for at least the first four months of 2007.” According to The Independent:

The WMO said its latest readings showed that a “moderate” El Niño, with sea temperatures 1.5C above average, was taking place which, in the worst case scenario, could develop into an extreme weather pattern lasting up to 18 months, as in 1997-98. The UN agency noted that the weather pattern was already having “early and intense” effects, including drought in Australia and dramatically warm seas in the Indian Ocean, which could affect the monsoons. It warned the El Niño could also bring extreme rainfall to parts of east Africa which were last year hit by a cycle of drought and floods.

The cause of the phenomenon is not fully understood but in an El Niño “event” the pool of warm surface water is forced eastwards by the loss of the westerly trade winds. The sea water evaporates, resulting in drenching rains over South America, particularly Peru and Ecuador, as well as western parts of the United States such as California.

Well, I can believe that last part, because we are presently digging out from the biggest snowfall in history here in the New Mexico desert, with about 20 inches having come down at my house in the last two days. Not only that, but I suspect El Niño may have jumped the gun and started a bit early, because starting about the first of July we had the wettest season on record here, and down in Oz their drought was already setting records before the latest El Niño had even officially begun.

It looks as if 2007 is shaping up to be another one of those “interesting times” to which the old Chinese curse refers. Well, nevertheless, let me wish you warm personal regards from us here at Star Phoenix Base (pun intended). We’ll keep an eye on things as the new year unfolds. Happy New Year everyone.

Australian Drought: Not So Bad After All

Friday, December 29th, 2006

by Val Germann

It had to happen, the reaction to all the bad press recently garnered by the continuing Australian drought.  The mainstream press everywhere must be “objective” and so no single viewpoint can dominate, especially if it’s controversial and requires a re-think of certain cherished concepts.  Under the current rubric in the English-writing press all dangerous ideas must be counterbalanced in some manner lest they become the new conventional wisdom, which circumstance might suddenly find the public demanding inconvenient change.   

Regular readers here at Star Phoenix Base have been kept up to speed on the lack of rain “down under” and the devastating fires that have recently caused such havoc.  The idea has recently become current in the Australian press that something has happened to their climate, one result being “The Big Dry” as it has been called.  The fires of recent years have seared the psyches of all Australians, paving the way for this new paragdigm, one that could inevitably change the way they think about nearly everything, including their patterns of consumption.    

And so it had to happen, a reaction, a call to arms for those who maintain the present world view, that all is actually quite fine, thank you, and a society of more and more can continue indefinitely, no matter the droughts, the fires, or the dying reefs.  Those things are all just blips on the radar, speed bumps on the road to everlasting prosperity and wealth for all. 

A recent article in THE AUSTRALIAN illustrates this growing phenomenon well.  Note the method, the strawman argument, about whether or not the current horrific dry spell is the “worst ever” or a “1000-year drought” or not.   Here is the lead from the piece:

Some say this is Australia’s worst drought in 1,000 years.  This idea has grown long legs, jumped around the nation and might never quite be brought to heel.  That’s the trouble with some ideas.  They so capture the imagination that they have no need for facts.

When an article leads like that, well, you know what’s coming next, or should.  So it was no surprise that the second paragraph begins with the quote below, concerning a recent scientific conference held in the Aussie’s capital city:

No evidence has been produced to support this theory which somehow escaped, as a wild runaway, from the special water summit held in Canberra last month. 

It may be worth noting that there ARE some facts on the side of the “1,000-year drought” idea, and that a scientific conference is where the concept was first advanced, not in some overheated whale hugger’s imagination.   But, of course, a lot of this is a matter of scientific interpretation, of both data and trends, which interpretations can vary with the position of the beholder.  Here in the United States were are more than familiar with this, vis-a-vis our own Federal Government, which admits no such thing as climate change. 

For this writer it would be a positive relief to accept the thrust of THE AUSTRALIAN piece, that things aren’t really as bad as they appear and time will heal all.  But the evidence does not support this view, unfortunately, as is now accepted by the vast majority of climate scientists world wide.  How long will it take the mainstream media to accept this?  it’s hard to say but it may be that sea water will have to be lapping at their editorial feet, on the second floor, before they truly get the message. 

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Did Language Begin with a Gesture and a Word?

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

By David L. Brown

Disclosure statement: I am not Noam Chomsky nor do I have any formal training in the “science” of linguistics. However, I am someone to whom language has been a supreme influence, both in its spoken and particularly its written forms. With deference to Chomsky and his fellow linguists I humbly submit that the study of language may be somewhat comparable to the ancient Chinese art of reading the cracks in tortoise shells or the pronouncements of shamans around ancient campfires. That said, I wish to present my personal thoughts on the possible roots of language, that unique skill that has made human civilization possible and which sets we members of the species Homo sapiens sapiens apart from all other creatures.

As I understand it (and since I am not a serious student of linguistics I may well have a simplistic and incorrect impression of this), many linguists believe that language is something that occurred because of evolutionary changes in the human brain. Chomsky has concluded that the ability to use language is “hard wired” in the human brain from birth, and I will cede him that assumption. He further postulates that a common sense of “grammar,” the ability to put words together in certain standardized ways no matter what language the speaker is raised in, exists in human instinct. This too may be true, but whether it is or not doesn’t really matter for the ideas I will propose in this essay.

The question I will explore is: How did this all start? What was the defining event that set humans on the path to using language? Did pre-humans begin to grow huge brains in anticipation of attaining at some time in the remote future the ability to use language to communicate complex ideas and concepts? That does not seem likely. The idea that language is an evolutionary development of the human brain makes less sense to me than the idea that our brains evolved to accommodate the “discovery” of language. It’s a chicken or egg thing, and the idea of language evolving is not really the way evolution works. Plants and animals do not evolve toward some future condition, but in order to adapt to present ones.

Our animal brethren obviously have some ability to at least recognize language, or at least simple words and phrases, and in some cases to replicate the sound if not to fully understand the meaning of human words. One has only to listen to a talkative parrot to understand this fact. Even crows and ravens can make human sounds and almost appear to have the power of speech. I have a vivid memory of an experience many years ago in Lincoln Park in Chicago. I was walking past a bench where a man was sitting alone. I happened to observe as a crow flew up, settled on the other end of the bench, and addressed the man clearly: “Hello. My name’s Joe. What’s yours?” This was during the era when a man named Alan Funt had a TV show called “Candid Camera” in which people were placed in embarrassing positions which were being recorded by hidden cameras. I could see the thought process of the man on the bench as he looked warily around for the camera crew, and I have always felt it was poor manners indeed that he did not engage Joe the Crow in conversation but merely looked uncomfortable and got up and walked away. I would have at least had the good grace to tell Joe my name and ask him how he was, if only to see what response I might have gotten. No doubt a request for food.

Those of us who have been blessed with having pets know how smart “dumb” animals can be. We once had a German shepherd dog that was privileged to have a great number of “squeaky toys” in many shapes and forms. Each time we went to the grocery store, it seemed, we would purchase an addition for his vast collection. These included such things as a “sandwich,” a “hotdog,” a “mouse,” a “piece of cheese,” a “carrot,” and so forth. Each time we brought a new toy home we would introduce it to the dog, whose name was Prince, telling him its name. Later, it would be added to the rest in a large bucket in the corner of the living room. What is interesting about this is that when we would say “Prince — Get the…” and name one of the toys, he would go to the bucket, begin to throw toys all around as he searched for the requested one, and proudly bring it to us. Once a toy had been given to him and having been told its name just once, he never in several years made a mistake and brought us the wrong toy. Obviously, the ability to learn vocabulary is “hard wired” in the brain of an intelligent dog and many other animals as well as that of humans. The “grammar” described by Chomsky may not exist in animal brains, but many of the basic building blocks of language are obviously there, just as they must have been in our pre-language simian ancestors.

So how did the forebears of we “wise apes” learn to take language to the next stage and create a communications tool on which our human ancestors have built succeedingly complex civilizations? Well, now we get to my theory. Remembering that I am not a linguist, but also taking into account that linguistics may well be more an art or an exercise in philosophy than a science, please consider my idea with an open mind.

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Tiny Silver Lining, Or Only Fool’s Gold?

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

By David L. Brown

Is there a silver lining in the global warming cloud? Well, maybe at least a bit of gleam among the gloom, although it could also be Fool’s Gold. According to Reuters today, oil futures dropped more than a dollar on the fact that the Northeastern U.S. was experiencing warmer than usual temperatures, thus reducing demand for heating oil. Here are details (read it all here as reported on FoxNews.com):

“The weather still dominates the demand picture,” said Steve Bellino, senior vice president for energy risk management at Fimat USA.

DTN Meteorlogix said temperatures in the U.S. Northeast had averaged 10-16 degrees Fahrenheit (5-8 Centigrade) above normal over the long Christmas holiday weekend. The weather was expected to average near to above normal over the next five days.

Now I will be the first to agree that a short-term regional warming spell cannot be construed as evidence of global warming, so please do not jump all over me on the assumption that I am trying to make that case. For all any of us can know, the New England winter of 2006-7 may turn nasty by next week and experience some of the coldest weather on record. Actually, that may even be likely because the effects of “global warming” actually take the form of climate change, with greater extremes in both directions. As the average temperature of the Earth rises, individual locations may experience hotter temperatures or the complete reverse. One place may get more rainfall than in the past, another once moist region may be turning to desert.

However, anyone who has been around as long as I have and can remember the Midwest winters of the 1940s and ’50s will surely agree that the winters there are often far more mild than in the past. In my central Missouri childhood winters were generally characterized by deep, drifted snow that stayed on the ground for weeks and even months. When I first began to drive one of the lessons my driver’s ed instructor gave me was how to steer into a skid on ice and to use the brakes judiciously. It was taught not by lecturing, but by actually going to the empty and snow-covered parking lot at the University of Missouri’s Tiger Stadium and skidding the car around in circles. There was a good reason for this training, because the streets and roadways would be covered with ice and snow for long periods and one had to learn the art of sliding around corners more by the use of the brakes than the steering wheel. Quite a thrill I assure you.

(My training came in quite useful one January day about 25 years ago on a stretch of I-40 in The Texas Panhandle when my wife was driving our Mercedes and hit a stretch of ice at about 70 mph. The car went out of control and started to swing to the left. I shouted “don’t hit the brakes!” (that would have been disastrous) and reached over to help her steer the car out of the skid. The vehicle swung fully 90 degrees and for several tense seconds it was going sideways down the Interstate before it started to come back. Then it swung the other way but not so far, and after about five or six oscillations we regained control and continued on our way as if nothing had happened — but a lot slower. We saw a lot of other vehicles in the ditch later that day, including a number of jack-knifed semi-trailer rigs.)

Now one of the reasons why the United States is the leading source of greenhouse gas is because we live in a generally cold climate, especially when compared with Western and Southern Europe, most of Japan, and southern Asia, not to mention the tropics. Keeping our dwellings warm goes a long way to explaining why fuel prices rise in the winter and why we burn so much of it. The North Central part of our continent in particular has more in common with Siberia than, for example, France or Spain.

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Earth Ocean Continues Its Inexorable Rise

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

By David L. Brown

One of the many predictions of those who study the likely effects of global warming is that oceans will rise and swallow up low-lying lands. Climate change nay-sayers label this as nothing but scare mongering. I guess they haven’t been in Venice, Italy lately where it is not uncommon to see scenes such as this:

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Sidewalk cafe is flooded as water covers St. Marks Square in Venice.

Be assured that this picture is not atypical in Venice these days. Klaus Fischel, a photographer friend of mine who made the above picture, has been to Venice twice in the past year and each time made pictures very similar to this one. There are now raised wooden platforms to allow pedestrians to move around the center of this fabled city, as in this photo:

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The fact is that the ocean is slowly rising, not only in Venice but everywhere sea meets land. Remember that while we hear of many “seas” and “oceans,” all of these are only parts of one great body of water that covers 70 percent of the globe, something we might call Earth Ocean.

The Earth Ocean is rising for two major reasons, both related to global warming. First, of course, is the fact that glaciers and ice sheets are melting, pouring their waters into the seas. Second, water expands as it grows warmer so as the Earth Ocean heats up it also rises up.

There are vast numbers of humans that live near the edge of the Earth Ocean, some of them like Venice are virtually at or even slightly below the sea level, and others such as New Orleans and many parts of The Netherlands even lower. As the Earth Ocean continues to rise, millions will be forced to leave their homelands. For example, should the waters rise by 20 feet, more than 60 million people in India and Bangladesh will become “climate refugees.”

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No Christmas Relief for a Drying World

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

by Val Germann

The deepening Australian drought is featured today on the BBC website and a few of the included comments put the situation into its proper perspective.  For instance:

“The really scary thing is last time we had a drought of this intensity that lasted about five years – it lasted for about 50 years,” cautioned Professor Andy Pitman from Macquarie University in Sydney.  

Fifty years?  That would not be good, would it?  No, it would not.  But, of course, not everyone subscribes to such dire scenarios.

“The politicians truly believe this is a five-year or six-year drought that will break sometime in 2007 or 2008. But it might not break until 2050 and we aren’t thinking in those terms at this stage,” Professor Pitman told the BBC.  

No one is thinking in those terms, yet, for a very good reason: a fifty-year drought would just about wipe out conventional agriculture in Australia, and likely put-paid to the water supplies of all the big cities “down under.”  The Aussies would have to turn to desalinization plants, at enormous cost, just for enough water to drink.  As for what the rest of the economy would do, that would be a mystery because without water, and lots of it, it is impossible to run a modern economy. 

We here in the American midwest are in a drought, too, and influenced by an even bigger drought to our north and west.  Mid-Missouri has had about 30-inches of rain this year, down about 25-percent from the moving average.  But it’s worse up in the Dakotas and in Nebraska, and the photo below, taken at Jefferson City, Missouri, last week, shows the result.

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That breakwater there should be submerged almost completely, even at this time of year.  Note the barges tied up across the river, they have been sitting there since mid-October when navigation was closed on the Missouri, a full month earlier than normal.  Without some serious rain up north, in the Missouri headwaters area, there will be big problems on the big river next year. 

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Above is another photo taken last week, showing the low river stage and, appropriately enough, two unit trains of coal waiting to move onto the main line of the old Union Pacific.  At least ten of these trains, each of at least 100 cars, rumble past this spot every day.  They supply coal for electricty all across the eastern United States and so help pump megatons of carbon into the atmosphere, thus providing a great assist to the warming of our planet and drying up of the river, most likely. 

So, Merry Christmas, everyone, from here in the borderline drought-stricken state of Missouri.  And here’s hoping for a better 2007, too. 

This writer thinks we all most likely need one.

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China Seeing the Light on Biofuels

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

by Val Germann

A recent report on THE ENERGY BULLETIN website shows that the Chinese have become fully aware of the threat that biofuels pose to their food supply.  The quote below, from a Chinese official, gets things just about right:

“In China, the first thing is to provide food for its 1.3 billion people, and after that, we will support biofuel production,” the People’s Daily quoted Wang Xiaobing, an official at the Agriculture Ministry’s crops cultivation department, as saying. 

It was bit of a shock to this writer to read that the Chinese government now has the same attitude toward biofuels that we here at Star Phoenix Base have been promoting these last few months.   While it’s not likely (to say the least) that we had much to do with their position, it was still refreshing to see it in print. 

The article goes on to point out that China currently grows enough grain to supply the basic needs of its people.  However, the country does not grow enough feed grains to completely support its dairy and poultry production.  Much of that grain has to be imported, from the United States, which is rapidly building ethanol plants that will turn that grain into a low grade of gasoline. 

We here at Star Phoenix Base see a problem on the horizon here, a big problem.  Corn futures prices have broken the $3.75 barrier and are continuing upward.  Current projections indicate that by 2010, all U.S. surplus corn will have gone for ethanol, leaving none to export as world population and demand continue to increase. 

The Chinese have more than $1 Trillion in potential foreign exchange, much of which could be used to buy corn on the world market, if they choose to do so. 

We will let our readers do some math on that.

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Observing the Birth of the Universe

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

By David L. Brown

The mystery of how our universe came into being is a major step closer to being answered, according to news from NASA. According to a story in the Sydney (Australia) Morning Herald (here), the Spitzer Space Telescope has peered nearly back to the time of the Big Bang 13.7 billion years into the past to catch this bizarre glimpse of our universe as it existed then:

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According to the report posted on the newspaper’s web site tomorrow (yes, despite the dateline on this article, as I write this it is already December 20 in Australia):

An Australian astrophysicist, Ray Norris, said the NASA team may have found “the holy grail” of astronomy.

What the ancient objects are remains a mystery. One possibility is stars, the first to light up after the dawn of time. They would have been “humungous”, said NASA, “more than 1000 times the mass of our sun”. Or they may be “voracious black holes”. While black holes are invisible, heat emitted by matter plunging into them can be detected.

“Whatever these objects are,” said Alexander Kashlinsky, of NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Centre, “they are intrinsically incredibly bright and very different from anything in existence today.” The image was made by Spitzer shooting pictures of five areas of the sky. All light from stars and galaxies in the foreground was then removed, leaving only the ancient infrared glow.

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Australian Fires Overwhelming Officals

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

by Val Germann

For this writer the Canberra area fires of 2003 were very shocking because the world famous Mount Stromlo Observatory was destroyed along with a surrounding forest.  Thanks to the internet the whole astronomcal world followed this event, complete with  photographs like the one below, showing the top of the mountain on fire.  

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The entire observatory was destroyed, the fire moving so quickly that no important equipment could be saved and many valuable and irreplaceble records lost.  All of the observaotory’s instruments were incinerated.   

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Several people were killed in these fires which at first could not be stopped and so quickly reached into the suburbs of Canberra itself.  Local emergency response was overwhelmed because, for the first time, several Australian fires joined into one, creating a single massive blaze, a true firestorm, as an article in today’s THE AUSTRALIAN reports, quoting a coroner’s report.   

[the] two-year inquest concluded that the damage caused by four fires which linked to form a firestorm was more extensive than it should have been because of the ACT Government’s failures in preparation, firefighting strategy and public warnings.

It seems obvious that local response was slow and the situation was not taken as seriously as it should have been.  However, the emergency was a new one in some respects as a typical Australian “brush fire” quickly moved on to something much more destructive.  Two local officals stated:

“We were not given a briefing that alarmed us in any way or which was consistent with the Coroner’s findings.” 

“Decisions … were made in good faith by many very experienced personnel based on their professional assessment of what was known at the time, not on what ultimately occurred.”

No doubt, to a certain extent, the above statements are true.  That is, Australia is now facing fires beyond any seen before and those fires started burning in 2003.  What the future holds no one can say but the chances are great that Australian officials are not yet finished being surprlsed by this new class of conflagration.

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Alien Invaders Taking Over Everglades

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

By David L. Brown

So, shall we kiss the bio-diverse Everglades goodbye? Probably, thanks to an invasion of Burmese python snakes that grow up to 26 feet long and are rapidly multiplying. There are now several thousand of these happy huggers lurking in the fabled ‘Glades, munching on native wildlife including raccoons, possums, muskrats and native cotton rats and even birds such as the house wren, pied-billed grebe, white ibis and limpkin.

For this we have to thank the many morons who actually buy the cuddly snakes as pets (yes, I know, it’s hard to believe but trust me on this) when they are small enough to wrap around their owners’ necks without fatal results, only to give them their freedom in the swamp when they become large enough to strangle and ingest everything up to and including small children and large dogs.

According to an Associated Press report on the invasion of these alien monsters:

The Burmese python, one of the six biggest snakes, does not possess fangs and is not venomous. Rather, it is a sit-and-wait ambush hunter of the first order. Typically, it bites prey with six rows of needle-sharp, back-curving teeth, which dig deeper when its target tries to pull away. It then coils itself around its victim, squeezes the life out of it, and swallows it whole. Its stomach acids quickly dissolve even bone, [wildlife biologist Skip] Snow says.

In the wild, pythons often reach 20 feet in length, weigh more than 200 pounds, and grow strong enough to overpower a grown man. Hinged jaws, in fact, enable the snake to open its mouth wide enough to accommodate humans.

“Once they reach 8 to 9 feet in size,” Snow says, “you don’t want to be alone with a python.”

Native to Southeast Asia, the Burmese python – Python molurus bivittatus – has come to the Everglades by way of the burgeoning, global trade in exotic pets, creatures of many kinds shipped to America legally and distributed through pet shops and flea markets. Today, Americans may own 22 of the 24 python species that exist.

Since 2000, slightly more than 1 million pythons have been imported by the United States for commercial sale; nearly half are shipped to Miami, the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service says.

Python hatchlings, which can cost as little as $20 at a flea market, tickle armchair herpetologists. “They’re so darling when they’re tiny,” Oberhofer says. “Later, the big attraction at home is being able to watch your python kill something – like a rat – and gobble it whole in its tank.”

Wow, talk about entertainment! Just imagine the thrill of zoning out on your couch and watching living creatures actually dying and being consumed right there in your living room, not on the TV or video game screen but in real live action! Makes you want to run right out and buy another six pack of lab rats to keep the thrill going, doesn’t it? No? Well, me neither. I used to have a pet white rat, and I wouldn’t have wanted to let a snake anywhere near it. If you haven’t already tuned out in disgust, here’s a picture to keep your interest:

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This picture from Google Images is identified only as “a boa constrictor,” so it may not be the actual Burmese python breed presently taking over the Everglades. However, it does give you an idea of what a fun pet these giant snakes can be, fun for the whole family. This one is just about big enough that it’s time to take it off to the swamp to join its friends, before that little girl becomes Purina snake chow.

I recall a story my father told of his time in the Pacific Theater of World War II when some of the men in his unit brought a huge python into the camp. This was in the Philippines I think. The giant snake had swallowed an entire adult pig, and was thus unable to escape due to having a lump the size of a Barcalounger in its middle. As my father related it, it took about six soldiers to carry the beast into camp. I don’t recall how the story ended, but the memory has lurked in my mind for well over a half century.

So what does this mean for the Everglades? Frankly, I think we can say goodbye to that great swamp and its unique and diverse ecology, at least as it has existed until now. There is no practical way to stop the expansion of the snake population, and as they get bigger and more ferocious they are capable of killing ever larger prey, up to and including boy scouts, alligator hunters, and yes, even the alligators. More from the AP story:

Three years ago, a party of bird-watchers walking along the eastern Everglades’ Anhinga Trail stumbled upon a death match of super predators – python versus alligator. The gator, it appeared, had the upper hand: Its jaws, capable of a bite pressure of more than 3,000 pounds per square inch, were clenched on the snake, and for hours the gator carried its prey about, waiting for the python to go limp.

But it didn’t; after nearly 30 hours the python wriggled free of the alligator’s jaws and swam off into the high grass. “We looked for buzzards feeding on a snake carcass,” Snow recalls, “but we never found any.”

That a python could survive a gator attack was a red flag, and it was soon followed by others.

In February 2004, tourists at the Pa-hay-okee Overlook watched, stunned, as a python wrapped itself around an alligator, which countered by rolling over and grabbing the snake in its mouth and swimming off. And then, last fall, the carcasses of a 13-foot python and a 6-foot gator that had squared off were found later floating in a marsh, the gator’s tail and hind legs protruding from the split-open gut of the python.

Note that the snake in that last report was only half grown, a mere 13-foot teenager, and that a 6-foot gator is nothing to be taken lightly. Imagine when some of those snakes reach the 20+ foot range. Well, OK, don’t even think about it.

I seem to remember reading somewhere not long ago that the Everglades is also now home to South American anacondas (once more thanks to moronic pet owners). Now those are really big snakes that could probably swallow a hippopotamus! Hmmm, perhaps all is not lost. If only the anacondas will eat the pythons … but then we would need to up the ante and find something even bigger to take out the anacondas, so that isn’t a very good idea.

Whatever the fate of the Everglades, I have stricken if off of my list of favorite places to visit. It was bad enough with the gators and cottonmouths. Let the pythons and anacondas have it, I guess. I’m not taking any chances. Hey, maybe global warming will kill the snakes, and that would be a good thing? Well, not really. Sigh.